209. 1-sided Left4Dead game banter

when boyfriend is playing with brother & friends over the internets:

To the left, to the left.

I think I can hit you.

Down here, guys. Hey, down here.

I’m out of ammo. Let’s recharge

Lieutenant Buttsex. Nice.

Good job guys.

Let’s stick together

Heal! No, heal!

I dunno, dude. I think I died.

Let’s go again?

Jesus didn’t turn your mic down.

Okay last one.

Is that an iPad in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

See what happens when you idle in town?

It’s boring, people. Leave.

Thanks.